So THIS is my problem?

Now here is a subject that I suppose should be close to my heart- perhaps the fact that it is questionable may explain a lot about my, um, disparaging sense of self worth.

If you can't read the picture, it's an email I found in my spam folder titled "Right Bra Right Attitude". (and it comes from a place called "criminal justice college" huh?)

So now it has me thinking and I can not begin to imagine how different my life may have been had I known this sooner. To think of all of the bleak times I have had, the depression I have suffered and anger too- my oft hateful perspective on humanity, my less than tolerable disposition, my overall temperament, moodiness and the fact that at times I can be a down right bitch, could all of this have been prevented by having the right bra?

Lets back up, oh I don't know, 37 years ago or somewhere in that time line... could the right bra have helped me to achieve my potential? Could the right bra have affected my personality to such a degree that my entire life may have been different? Gads, maybe even normal
? As I am so often reminded with remarks like "Jaye, you could have made something out of your life" is it my bad bras fault that I ended up an eccentric old unemployed weirdo who's main reason for leaving the house is to pick up prescriptions and Easy Mac?

Who knows.

I did not check out the bra website. I believe it is too late for me and frankly, if professionals have not been able to "fix" me than I have little faith that the right bra truly would give me the right attitude. So I write this geared to those of you have young daughters. No longer do you only bear the weight of their safety, their health, their well being and education, you also have the monumental task of insuring that they have the right bra. IT IS ESSENTIAL, unless you want them to turn out like me.

Remember: Right Bra Right Attitude the future depends on it.